Better than Chocolate.

9 Feb 2010

Deb <333

Deb <333

7 Feb 2010

planettampon:

Jiz & The Mammograms - The Abortion episode

PROTIP - do not watch this whilst spraying whipped cream into your mouth. You will laugh and cream will come out of your nose.

OMG.

7 Feb 2010

sojealous:

made inspired by last night’s MSN convo. ;D

^_^

sojealous:

made inspired by last night’s MSN convo. ;D

^_^

7 Feb 2010

Bold what applies:

laybackandlightup:

teemafia:

robinpicart:

kaithleen:mmargatastic:

Appearance:
I am 5’4 or shorter.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/ I’ve had/ I need braces.
I wear glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.

Family/Home Life:
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday.
I have children.
I’ve lost a child.

Embarrassment:
I’ve slipped out an “lol” in a spoken conversation.
I’ve snorted while laughing.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.

I’ve had my pants rip in public.

Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I’ve had stitches.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.

Traveling:
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been to Canada.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Spain.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to France.
I’ve been to London.

Experiences:

I’ve been lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.

I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve been to a casino.
I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.
I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from the Internet.
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten Sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.

Relationships:
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I’ve been the dumped more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.

I’ve kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality:
I’ve had a crush on someone of the same gender.
I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve had sex outdoors.
I’ve hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.

Honesty/Crime:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve cheated on a test.
I’ve ran a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school.
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested.
I’ve shoplifted.

Drugs/Alcohol:
I’ve consumed alcohol.
I’ve smoked a cigarette.
I(‘ve) smoke(d) pot.
I regularly drink.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.

6 Feb 2010

markley:

oohlilmartha:

nicolettewho:

omaiga:

bet you won’t understand

want this

hilarious


LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG I WANT THIS.

markley:

oohlilmartha:

nicolettewho:

omaiga:

bet you won’t understand

want this

hilarious

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OMG I WANT THIS.

6 Feb 2010

Random fact about me: I hate the number 4. And 40 and any other involving 4s.

sojealous:

Why? I guess it’s because I hate the way they sound in Polish. I don’t even mind the English words, but Polish…ew. Cztery. Czterdzieści. EW.

I’d like to hear how 4 sounds like in polish. XD

6 Feb 2010

fuckyeahthebeatles:

lyvyan:

This post by imonlysleeping inspired me to do this. I’m putting it on my wall :D


A-fucking-men.

fuckyeahthebeatles:

lyvyan:

This post by imonlysleeping inspired me to do this. I’m putting it on my wall :D

A-fucking-men.

6 Feb 2010

sojealous:

Someone just brought a genuine smile to my face.
I feel like it’s been so long. I don’t know if it was, but it sure feels good.

You&#8217;re welcome. :)

sojealous:

Someone just brought a genuine smile to my face.

I feel like it’s been so long. I don’t know if it was, but it sure feels good.

You’re welcome. :)

6 Feb 2010

(via sapphoria)

Things like this transform me into a 14 year old perverted boy.

GIRLFIGHT! Yeah! Take your tops off! >.<

I am so horrible.

9 Nov 2009

Is it bad that i want to be that baby? lmaoo!

Is it bad that i want to be that baby? lmaoo!